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artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes


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caloriq:

Do you ever feel like running away? Just suddenly leaving. No note, no warning. Just getting your shit, and leaving.

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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leandraholmes:

gofangirlsgo:

at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”

then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power

Bonus if it’s actually Elijah Wood. And the rest of the LOTR cast. And if I’m marrying ‘Smaug’.