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friedschicken:

I’ve got 99 problems and Harry Styles could solve at least 95


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Papas johns’s garlic sauce is the only thing I live for

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

harrythehobo:

does harry just join any family that will have him