lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

cancune:

niall likes Hispanics and girls that are bilingual 

do u know what that means

it means it’s my time to shine 

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

sext:  wanna get drunk and watch old 1d interviews on youtube

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what