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"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)


sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

"Because alcohol tastes better than tears."
-Six Word Story (via icekq)


really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000


on my grave i want VIP not RIP


if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

"We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot."
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

Favorite quote

(via the-dork-knight-rises)